iamcybermn Joined: 2001-03-26 Posts: 15 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Through some fantastic chemical reaction, you've been granted invisibility for 24 hours (let's suspend disbelief here re the details - just say it happened). Who's feet do you worship/touch/smell/suck/etc. first? (go ahead, assume you can reach them within 24 hours, I'll give you that) | ||
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Abd4253 Joined: 2000-08-14 Posts: 170 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Without a doubt it would have to be the women I work with and all the hotties that come into my library.
Of course, with 24 invisibility I wouldn't stop at their feet. 
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joel123 Joined: 2000-05-03 Posts: 133 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
How about Jenny McCarthy?
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iamcybermn Joined: 2001-03-26 Posts: 15 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Good point. Reminds me of an excellent book by Nicholson Baker ("The Fermata"), a must read. If you haven't already read it, it's about a guy that can stop time. What does he do? Heroic deeds--nah. Cure for cancer---nah. He takes off women's clothes! Nice. No foot-action, sadly.
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eromitlab Joined: 2006-06-20 Posts: 1,131 Files: 5,615 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Svetlana Khorkina. At least right now... tomorrow, it might be someone else.  | ||
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James Wheeler Joined: 2000-12-10 Posts: 2,653 Files: 7,247 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Angelina Jolie!
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TJGollinger Joined: 1999-11-30 Posts: 12 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Invisibly, Jessica Alba. No question.
Hmmm... I can hear some of you, particularly a certain transplanted Bostonian, wondering, "But Teej, I thought Beverley Mitchell was your favorite." Yes, but the invisiblity thing (to me) borders on non-consentuality, at least the way the posts here are sounding. I don't think I could do that to Miss Mitchell. Yeah, yeah, yeah... Say what you will... If I had 24 hours with ANY female, it'd be Bev. Visably, The Teejinator | ||
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Lick n tickle feet Joined: 1999-11-30 Posts: 9 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Let's see. I'm invisible but there are no celebs nearby. I would probably go to the grocery store, mall and swimming pool. There is a buffet of good feet out there. I would not settle just for one woman's feet if I were invisible.
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toe2000 Joined: 2001-04-07 Posts: 6 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Absolutely perfect feet. But I won't see her until I go back to school this fall. I'll try to get some candids.
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J420 Joined: 2001-05-01 Posts: 17 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Well, I'd make my rounds to quite a few people.
First, I'd tickle and lick the soles of Alyssa Milano. Then, I would get my girlfriend, (cause she doesn't like feet, so i can't do anything.) Then SMG I know I'm being a little greedy with all these women, but that's what I would do. There's more, but i dont want to write them now | ||
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TJGollinger Joined: 1999-11-30 Posts: 12 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Non-celebs, it'd be a bunch of Plainville High cheerleaders.
I'd probably take them over Jessica though, if it was a here-and-now decision.Yes, Dajerx, you were right... Devillishly, Teej Go Blue Devils! 2000 State Class S Runners-Up! | ||
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ilagft Joined: 2000-04-14 Posts: 14 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Uma Thurman ... Amy Grant... Kate Moss ... Meg Ryan ... Heidi Klum ... Jennifer Anniston ... Steffi Graf ... Elsa Benitez ... Lucy Liu ... Lisa Ling ... Emily Robinson ... damn, i can't decide. but i can bet you this... whomever i chose would be very surprised at 24 hours + 1 second when suddenly I appeared out of thin air with my face buried in her feet. | ||
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Papadumac Joined: 1999-11-30 Posts: 5 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Definitely Anna. And I would go straight after she played a long tennis match licking those 2 freckles specifically on her feet.
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ushunk1 Joined: 2001-06-02 Posts: 18 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
first from the sopranos drea de matteo (adrianna) then
jamie lynn sigler(meadow) after that i would take my invisble rocket and go to washington d.c. and since im invisible i'd sneak into the white house and smell laura bush's feet. then i return home and jackoff like there was no tomorrow. | ||
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cornfed40 Joined: 1999-11-30 Posts: 1 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Without a doubt, the answer would have to be George Wendt.
j/k, really, seriously, i was i swear, just a joke | ||
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JimmyJack Joined: 2000-06-28 Posts: 22 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
I would have to visit my long-time, all-time favorite Morgan Fairchild! I don't expect the majority of you to understand the choice, but she still does it for me!
Even today, I'd love to lick her feet!! | ||
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moronfish Joined: 2001-06-24 Posts: 21 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
I would track down Laetitia Casta , those are what feet should look like!!
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DavieB Joined: 2000-04-30 Posts: 35 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Jane Leeves, Jenniffer Aniston, My old French Teacher, Phillippa Forrester, Helen Chamberlain, Zoe Ball, Geri Halliwell, My old French Teacher again
 And finally maybey Stephanie MacMahon, just for the hell of it  David Laides and Gentlemen Charge Your Glasses
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Spiritferd Joined: 1999-11-30 Posts: 14 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Catch her show or the movie The Family Man. She' hot and sexy and has great feet
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OliverThePug Joined: 2001-02-06 Posts: 5 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Michelle Pfeiffer or Catherine Zeta Jones
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sounddrew Joined: 2001-10-08 Posts: 23 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Alba...then Jovovich.
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stareater1 Joined: 1999-11-30 Posts: 54 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
I'd head straight to Celine Dion's house
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Saber QuiGon2 Joined: 2000-08-14 Posts: 793 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
I would be in school and take off girls' shoes & socks and get a foot job. Being invisible is cool!
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soleking69 Joined: 2002-10-06 Posts: 56 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
smg all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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soleking69 Joined: 2002-10-06 Posts: 56 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
i picked smg but i would probably have to pick mandy moore or britney spears or tiff
http://pub49.ezboard.com/bsolesandtoes
this is the shoe i want!!!    | ||
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chinaman55 Joined: 2002-09-01 Posts: 25 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Shakira
(Mr.Flynt you are in contempt!!
ballifs remove him from the courtroom now!!) | ||
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Rivensux2 Joined: 2006-02-24 Posts: 23 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
*** ... auch du mein Sohn ... ***
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Funky Raj Joined: 1999-11-30 Posts: 1 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Jessica Alba
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GOISLANDERS38553 Joined: 2003-06-14 Posts: 22 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
britney spears definitly britney spears i would f*ck her to u know see if she really is a virgin
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racersk Joined: 2001-10-19 Posts: 81 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
I would run my tongue over every inch of Faith Hill's body, saving her feet for last. Once there, I would whip 'it' out and rub that all over her soles until they turn 'white.'
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ReaperThugX Joined: 2003-10-27 Posts: 50 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
I would worship wwe diva Trish Stratus because she has the best everything on a foot.
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NickGFS Joined: 2003-08-26 Posts: 1 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Elizabeth Hurley, Kylie Minogue, Cat Deeley...
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bigmj Joined: 2003-09-23 Posts: 850 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Angie Harmon
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kwab Joined: 2002-12-25 Posts: 579 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
ONLY 1 PERSON : Jessica Alba no doubt...
ONLY 1 PLACE : either TRL studios in Times Square to get at Vanessa Minnillo and Hilarie Burton... or Kodak Theatre during the Academy Awards and get at Catherine Zeta-Jones, Charlize Theron, Jennifer Connelly, Salma Hayek, and Nicole Kidman...
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kwab Joined: 2002-12-25 Posts: 579 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Overall, it'd be in order : Jessica Alba
, Vanessa Minnillo , Hilarie Burton, Charlize Theron, Stephanie McMahon, Stacy Keibler, the girls at my workplace, a Bally's Fitness center, and finally Vanessa Bryant (Kobe's wife)...
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Elf 77 Joined: 2001-06-21 Posts: 216 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
'nuff said!
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SirToe Joined: 2004-10-21 Posts: 34 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
(There are many more, but at that point I think my nuts would be the size of mustard seeds) | ||
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kjltoes Joined: 2001-05-05 Posts: 53 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
amanda bynes, hilary duff, lindsay lohan, paris hilton, olsen twins AT THE SAME TIME lol, my ex g/f, and a couple of girls in my school.. i might just go to my school and get all the girls i want all day and then hit up the mall
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GailSpectra Joined: 1999-11-30 Posts: 2 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Andrea Corr, hopefully her having just finished a berefoot concert.
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jkdlee Joined: 2005-05-22 Posts: 105 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
WWE womens changing room
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Vanfeetish Joined: 2005-11-23 Posts: 126 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
I die for touch, feel, smell, kiss, lick, suck, those gorgeus, glorious feet, omg!!, also she has a delicious body and a beautiful face
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Arch Alyrose Joined: 2005-01-11 Posts: 803 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
ROSE MCGOWAN.
Although it may be more fun if she was aware of it at the time. I think she's into it. She's mentioned getting a foot massage at some fetish bar before. | ||
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rattlesnake Joined: 2001-06-27 Posts: 192 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
Christina
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iranlover Joined: 2005-03-27 Posts: 26 Files: 0 Thanked: 0 Downloaded: 0 Uploaded: 0 |
if i have this 24 hours ... i have to go looking for Claire Danes ... I Love Her feet
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