I guy takes a walk into the woods when he finally stops by at a lake to have his packed lunch. Just as hes about to make himself comfortable, he spots a young lady by a tree with no arms and no legs weeping.

Moved by this, he gets up - abandons his packed lunch and approaches her.


"Um...hi, er are you alright ? "

the young lady looks up sobbingly and replies

"Nobody loves me - i've never been hugged before. "

Touched by this, the guy figures its just a hug what the heck - and lifts the legless armless lady and hugs her. He then places her back against the tree and turns around to return to his packed lunch when suddenly the sobbing intensifies.

he asks her if there is anything else he could do for her, and she replies " i've never been kissed before ", the sobbing continues.


so he figures 'what the hell, its only a kiss - its not like we're dating or nothing' , so he lifts up the lady and gives her a passionate kiss on the lips and places her back down against the tree. He turns around and just as hes about to walk towards his packed lunch , he hears a tearful cry.


"Now what is it ??? " remarks the guy.

the lady replies sobbingly " ive never been...fucked before "


the guy throws a fit - picks up the lady and tosses her into the lake and shouts " there u go - you're fucked now stupid bitch..."