What did you have for lunch? - Off-Topic Discussion

Archie Spunker wrote:

Crapenstein wrote:
4 hard boiled eggs, Lay's chips, and a Dr. Pepper.

holy hell... remind me not to stand downwind of you when the fission starts!

It started almost immediately.

Today I had 3 Volcano Tacos from Taco Bell and they kicked ass. A Cherry Coke Zero to drink.

Italian Meatball Soup with a couple of garlic breadsticks. Washed it down with ranberry/raspberry juice.

Spaghetti sandwich with last night's home-made sauce on fresh garlic bread.

Two french bread pizzas, hummus and a sparkling apple juice.

It was the bomb.

Watch JRB ask what "hummus" is.........

Watch JRB ask what "hummus" is.........

Setting: A bachelor party.

Actors: Crapenstein, JRB, Wiley.

Crapenstein (glancing between the three of them): "Oh man!! Look at those three chicks with the juicy, full lips headin' our way. "

JRB (a puzzled look on his face): "I wonder why they're here...."

Wiley (putting two and two together): "They're here to hummus. I'll take the one on the right."

Fade to black

;)

a protein shake and a protein flap jack

WileyWeasel wrote:

Watch JRB ask what "hummus" is.........

Setting: A bachelor party.

Actors: Crapenstein, JRB, Wiley.

Crapenstein (glancing between the three of them): "Oh man!! Look at those three chicks with the juicy, full lips headin' our way. "

JRB (a puzzled look on his face): "I wonder why they're here...."

Wiley (putting two and two together): "They're here to hummus. I'll take the one on the right."

Fade to black

;)

Very funny.

I *do* know what hummus is.

I think.

I'm glad you have a cool sense of humor JRB.

For lunch: Avocado Club Sammich, Zucchini Chips, H2O witha dash of lemon.

" H2O witha dash of lemon "

Yuck. I've never liked lemon with my water.

The Avocado sub sounds delightful though. This will come as a huge shock to most of you. I had ANOTHER chicken salad sandwich for lunch today. I'm home playing sick from work and it's just so damn easy to make. Plus it tastes great. I washed it down with a Cherry Crush soda, which was so good it almost gave me an orgasm.

Chicken Salad sanwiches are great. Thanks for the idea.

Filet Mignon.

I got a promotion.

Congrats!

I had one of those spicy ramen bowls from the Korean market. It made me sweat like Ron Jeremy.

Good old fashioned grease burger, fried zucchini, and a huge Coke.

W00T PROMOTION.

*dances*

SuperFizzyLizzy wrote:
Prime rib, a glass of Stella Arquois & some steak fries.

W00T PROMOTION.

*dances*

Damn girl, prime rib for lunch?

I had a Big Mac with ketchup and just regular old fries and a large Mr. Pibb. When I get my own promotion, I'll go for the Super Size Pibb instead!

And yes, I am aware that I eat like shit. Though I'm a skinny bitch (for now) I believe in the high fat, high carb, extra grease diet.

Mistress Andrea211 wrote:

SuperFizzyLizzy wrote:
Prime rib, a glass of Stella Arquois & some steak fries.

W00T PROMOTION.

*dances*
Damn girl, prime rib for lunch?

I had a Big Mac with ketchup and just regular old fries and a large Mr. Pibb. When I get my own promotion, I'll go for the Super Size Pibb instead!

And yes, I am aware that I eat like shit. Though I'm a skinny bitch (for now) I believe in the high fat, high carb, extra grease diet.

'Eeeeey...thanks for shitting on my parade.

King crab legs with drawn butter and a pitcher of Heineken. Life is good.

Shit on a Shingle (AKA biscuits and gravy)

I woke up late.

Some homemade pizza.

God, I love my life.

leftsole wrote:
Homemade pizza rules if made right.

Boboli doesn't count.

I'm 3rd gen. Sicilian. What do you think?

I am about to enjoy some delicious lasagna.

Mayo and Kraft Singles sandwich x2, Ruffles, and a 32 oz. Coke.

Crapenstein wrote:
Mayo and Kraft Singles sandwich x2, Ruffles, and a 32 oz. Coke.

God-damn, that is a white trash lunch.

Pulled pork samich, spicy curly fries and a Dr. Pepper.

Moki meti (mixed meat) with baked rice.

OMG, that looks so good!

3 cups milk
2 cups oats
2 tbsp PB
1 banana
scoop of whey & casien protien
+ a blender=
lots of good carbs & clean calories!
"If you eat big, you get big"

I've been good this week so today it's chili-cheese dogs from the local grease joint.

Veal cutlet, a baked potato & Heineken.

Beef chow fun, sweet and sour pork with rice and a bottled water.

Sbarro pepperoni pizza, Doritos, and a 20oz. Aquafina.

Three bags of Wild Berry Skittles and a 40 oz. Jolt Cola.

Then I pulled my shirt over my head, ran around babbling inanities in Spanglish and got myself deported.

I'm about to go and have matzo ball soup.

Three bags of Wild Berry Skittles and a 40 oz. Jolt Cola.

That's funny. I worked with a guy who had a Snickers bar and a Pepsi. Every day.

Today I had Chicken Parmigiana with ziti, garlic bread and a spinach salad.

I just had rice and burger steak. I love burger steak with lots of mushroom..the best!

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Kraut dog from Wienerschnitzel, chili cheese fries and a Bud Ice.

Anybody got a match?