THE AIRLINE

CHAPTER 1 - By Roland




HappyFeet Airlines - Employee Policy


I.) Preface

1. We here at HappyFeetAirlines (HFA) believe that just trying is not good enough. We expect professionalism and full-time devotion to the happiness of our passengers. The customer is always right and never wrong. All wishes and needs of the passenger have to be served promptly within the boundaries of normal decency and guidelines set out in our policy.
2. A solid education in basic professional skills and ongoing training are the only way to achieve perfection. All our employees are subjected to intensive job training and rigorous skill enhancements. Not meeting the required level of performance can lead to layoffs.


II.) Cabin Crew

1. All cabin crew have to remain barefoot at all times (24/7), no matter if on- or off-duty. There is no exemption from this rule. No member of the cabin crew is allowed to possess any kind of shoes or footwear. The beauty of the female foot is to be on full display for all passengers and fellow employees to observe. It is the most basic and fundamental belief of the owners and founders of HFA. The barefoot employee will be recognized even if not on board one of our planes, so that the spirit and high motivation of our cabin crew can be seen by every citizen, even under the harshest condition.
2. The feet of the cabin crew have to be healthy and well cared for. Our passengers only want to see beautiful and well pedicured feet.
3. The soles of the cabin crew feet have to be considerably dirty at the beginning of the employees' shift. All employees are encouraged to clean the soles of their feet as little as possible. We here at HFA believe that a permanent black sole is the desired condition of the female foot.
4. The uniform of HFA consists of a tight white polyester blouse (short sleeved) and a blue skirt ending no lower than 20 centimeters above the knees of the female employee. The uniform shall enhance the exquisite femininity of our cabin crew and guarantee an unhindered view of their naked feet under all circumstances.
5. As the naked and dirty female foot is a precious and marvelous thing, the members of the cabin crew are advised to present their naked feet for inspection to any passenger and male crewmember if requested. Passengers and male crewmembers are allowed to touch, feel and inspect the black sole of the naked female employee as they see fit.

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